"Horses (and donkeys) stuck in manholes" becomes a theme of its own, amazingly:![](//lh3.ggpht.com/abramsv/SHRJbvHQalI/AAAAAAAAVL0/bG8Blu9rK4w/s640/035_picsadsfdsf.jpg)
These are confusing, weird, bizarre signs and instructions, that are likely to deliver you to Vogons, who will gladly recite to you a poem, or two... Well, regardless, this is all the more material for our on-going, wildly popular series of Weird Signage. This is the 14th installment in the series; make sure to check the previous ones!Even police puzzled by some of these road signs:![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixWy0Na-oeyxkIWl6egDW5T-zovnKENN5mI08AFGkyjQKkXMsUh_MV1hKPcqtzrLwEOq-3ThxO2daQmW7qaoIYyh3Z1gJSOr-xKNJg6JWUV_4IjlC2CFy46OX-Let0dqPPvZZ28tXkIY6C/s640/e5twefwefefefe.jpg)
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Entry... Exit... and a little disclaimer in the middle: "Sorry for any inconvenience":![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtn6U3zhCS7MwVqCtB0xnjej3yKdvln5RnfTBPKyOvGFvcmhhxICYzj0KXZO26sFsaa4mrYLW8VRFFSL9Rh1SQkD0j6QZmAsDhtfpKrcYzTtsd04pcsnVqOr5qPBj9074JMlcYpJueslTO/s640/e354rgwefwefwefwef.jpg)
Surprise! -
You Shall Not Pass! -![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9Icvqz6-tNfclhoIJVVxvhHZaq0jJu82JUkKMR8r5n1PKbWCQ-EZu6WuvufCsKN5mtMYwcZJbCofWxmHU-DGuyprV_lh6_Y4L_NTXBvWxS8Kr0RWDg96rOscoJbiI0lIpnV9X-s6wXHEQ/s640/24.jpg)
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Sacred cows? -
Too many options: ![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgW5mAMV7NZlhfWl5RIQDdqyz0muOxvGMhv1r-NzjLrgIHraIX6ufuzYcrHHDMNY5slvItdVnpYlSx62k300pa8CCiq53pyRpcdM8Uv4TGVIe7IW-UJzzcC4JwkijYZ7ILJzYcRnrdU8Rrd/s640/DSCF1787.jpg)
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This sign appropriately says "Funeral Home" (left):
Above right: all directions lead "Downtown"! (but, of course). Here, also, you'd think twice before entering -![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyPtcYtBQBOvJi2m3ZuJ5bxjz_gexq1F8CtLyhkqRJdiMSU64NXPCJGcn8FvudGzJRshO06G78qQ9AD9LnyOckZ2KD3hg9_gDTYk1OpgXGN7SXf0Z8Qw6wzv4XVDkwkLupC5nAelllf1Dw/s640/e5tewrgfwefefef.jpg)
Sometimes road signs are, indeed, helpful, considering the total weirdness around them:![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCzu0NwbNf-BUY6DCnHFS-COsG2PkcUl6XKB47FkD-x4bbyd_NTBe87Ah1FyrtCk2DBC8LSLVI1g9ZdyrD2aHpOgakmnRBsRPZZImTdH1UDxtKAmBpC9EgPxKhxagXo65LnCBdhS-wWGEd/s640/etyheytr.jpg)
Very important government campaign:
-------More Than a ToiletSolve the puzzle first! -
You'd have to walk on water, and then pee in it? -
(sent in from Hengest - Bognor on the South coast of England)![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfeN8Eu_Z0ZCEh2kcbVLkOIK8mFzGEKMI0CUCkrdX7i4Jwbo7gcqUNmExPYrQUVb1pBzKWPijO1NaGUyVtyeCu7diqBQt5MGh0VY4PTJ8MhYLhUHiRjtk26TXBhsof6-1jlB5g2oXh8ivH/s640/ryew4rgtfwedefefef.jpg)
Convenient gender change:
Clever use of the gender symbols in the latest release from "She & Him":
-------Lost in Translation, but Gained in Hilarity!![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDNJ-VnlYlYO0VN0_58-L4K8nq4aoMUY4_l7z0z6_oMg7oslhvis4Et84wGqQsnzPYKNpqKSRrZJeLKAWrV3m74THhmMjfQIGMEE-pGD5RfeniOkCO8OKXoOS1Mz3RIA4czhaVSRUaVRD0/s640/spell05.jpg)
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Fakes! -![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7BitWrhNGRfId_HOclDli5zidPR6lxHzXB8pyJ_WA0qUR71A3MdR3tWEyI8gT5nvbfhs6_kBtggu1wWUfWYu6otM8qT3LglSBxDq20NXNEX-db8ZM5fVUVxlAGcKo_2Dr8ZaYVsRGpUbG/s640/e35rtwerfwefwef.jpg)
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Although, sometimes even signs in native English make us clearly wonder if we stumbled in parallel Universe:
-------Wacky & Wicked Storefronts and Labels
"Shirley Can't Surf" has been sent to us by Shirley Richard. She says: "This sign is from a real shop in Key West Florida. Since my name is Shirley I thought I would go and ask the owner about the sign. I asked, "What makes you think I cannot surf?' He said, "Because every Shirley that has walked into this shop can't surf and neither can my wife." I can't surf."Why lie? -
(image via)Church signs do not disappoint:
Suicidal Teens Welcome! -
Swastik Spices! - we got this photo from Matthew Lowden, this is a real sign spotted in Fort Kochi, Kerala, India:
Excellent idea! -
Awesome product:
Sign on the left says "Cut out this coupon and save!". Sign on the right was, well, cut out:
Textbook for kids poses a question:
More creativity for kids on a playground:
"Protect your child! There is a serial killer in your house! It's a COMPUTER!" -
"If you see someone drowning, throw him this!" Well, there supposed to be lifesavers, except that they were stolen, and now there is only... a brick? -
Useful instruction on how to use chopsticks (with some weird options added in):
Also very useful instructions on how to survive during the gas attack:
Having great fun with corporate logos:![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoTuMSPBMip45dgwXLuz76JnWZPEQO5kM_Gy0WJ2kyQsZ4rQcCLgX6odkx7WDhxRkFsCFeEgy5pnV_ARt8YkDeYqJQ_l2CK1vNPznvkdW6_l-7V_1VfRQRHjWIah4vwIMD7kjmGRQO7AyM/s640/ft7u67dtr6urd5yr5y.jpg)
Somewhere in Russia - the "i-Bay"? -
(image via)Even better: this is the poster for the Independence Day of Kazakhstan. Except that now Kazachstan is located in America -
(image via)-------Finally, a vintage sign that we all can relate to:
(image credit: LIFE Magazine, 1937)